Feed Me Rappers or Feed Me Weed!

So once again, Lil' Wayne is in the news. I swear, he's the Black Britney Spears. He can't seem to stay out of trouble. Lil' Wayne is killing me man. I know he says he's the best rapper alive, but the best know how to NOT get in trouble.

You rarely hear about Jay-Z, Ludacris, Eminem (nowadays), OutKast, and others getting in trouble. Wayne, however, craves the trouble like he craves weed--I mean--beats. That's sad.

I need for Wayne to stop blaming his crew too. That's so Carmelo Anthony-ish. He needs to step up and man up. I don't see what the big deal is. You got caught, you're a celebrity, you're rich, you're a "gangsta"...doing hard time in a celebrity prison should be easy. Martha Stewart would love to be in his shoes.

But let's be real. Wayne needs to clean it up. Even though he's coming out with dope lines, he can do it while sober or do it in the privacy of his home where he won't get caught. Simple. But you are an idiot to take weed, X, and crack with you to a state that is known for busting drug dealers. Let's be a LITTLE smart here Wayne.

The funnier thing is how he called his crew out onstage. I'm sorry...I couldn't have been in that crew. That's ground for an ass whipping. I would've stomped Wayne afterwards and took the assault charges. People would've applauded me. I can't stand a dude being a bitch and calling someone out onstage instead of to their faces.

But then again, we are talking about a guy who kissed another grown man. Wait...that's the perfect mental defect defense. I would argue that Wayne has become confused and he uses drugs as a "way out." Can't lose with that one. Look at OJ Simpson and Britney Spears. I'm a genius man.

Anywho, I like Wayne, but he doesn't really have to prove he's an "American Psycho" or whatever. He needs to straighten up and get his life in order. I would love to be Wayne's lawyer though. "My client needs to go to a mental hospital your Honor. If you deny him that right, then Britney Spears needs to go to jail too!" Yep...I'm crazy...but you know the justice system is too.